rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep


babyferaligator:

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

ok but how much with this coupon i got 



youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one


wildheartscantbebrokenever:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

A white girl walks into a tattoo shop. “Uhmm… Do you guys do infinity symbols? Like on wrists?”

guess how many white girls with infinity symbol tattoos on their wrists sent me angry messages because of this post?

an infinite amount?

HAHAHAHA


m4ngos:

∞


joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER





bryarly:

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but I still like it. 


i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 


the-vashta-nerada:

have you ever cried over a character

i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”

no

i mean

have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried

because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better

because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them